Seriously???

So, at work we have to keep up on our "education" and each month is a different topic. Well, this month's topic is "What to do if there is a bomb threat." I proceed go through the long list of boring slides until I reach the part where you take a quiz to make sure you understand what you have just "learned."

The question read: You answer the phone while working and the caller tells you they have planted a bomb in your clinic. What do you do?

Seriously? I would do what any other non-retarded person would do..... Tell the person, "Thanks Jerk for ruining my day" and then proceed to get all 50 of my patients the heck out of there!

Well, I failed. That's right, failed with a big, fat, F. And why did I fail you ask? Because I forgot to ask the caller the following questions:

1) What is your name? (Or should I just call you psycho bomb threat guy?)

2) Where do you live? (Just in case the police might want to find you and arrest you)

3) Why are you doing this? (I'm sure you never knew your father, but just in case there is another reason behind your idiocracy)

4) And last but not least, Where did you place the bomb? (REALLY???)

And of course the caller is going to answer all of my questions and give me all of his personal information. Heck, maybe I'll even get a chance to try out some psychology classes I've never actually used.

Again I ask, SERIOUSLY???